- Take a vacation to North Korea
- Hug a bear
- Invade Russia in winter
- Invade Russia in winter (This was such a historically proven bad idea that it needed to be included twice.)
- Pour blood on a person with telekinesis (Especially when they’ve had a bad life already and they’re a hormone-filled teen)
- Do anything that begins with the phrase “Watch this!”
- Mention Bill & Ted to a Doctor Who fan
- Do a Force Choke a Trekkie
- Do a Nerve Pinch on a Star Wars fan
- Baptize a cat
- Click on the first ad you see on a random site, click the first ad you see on that site, and do so over and over
- Deliver all of your presidential speeches in Valley Speak (unless you want to lose, in which case, go for it!)
- Feed a banana into a fax machine
- Give a mouse a cookie
- Give a moose a muffin
- Give a pig a pancake
- Give Hitler a part of Austria
- Let a stranger into your house (make an exception if that stranger is a giant bipedal cat, and is wearing a red and white striped hat.)
- Drink and drive
- Drink and drive (This another one I felt compelled to add a second time after I read Misery)
- Declare nuclear war
- Declare war on America
- Declare war on the UK
- Declare war on North Korea
- Declare war on Oceania
- Declare war on Mordor
- Declare war on Russia (Especially not in winter)
- You know what? Declare war period
- Sell your soul to the devil
- Sell your soul to the internet
- Sell your soul to corrupt mega-corporations
- Sell your soul to the government
- Sell your soul to a particular politician
- Sell your soul on eBay
- Sell your soul on Craigslist (special emphasis on this one)
- Sell your soul to anyone else
- Bet your soul in a game of poker
- Walk through dark alleys
- Ask Santa for the deed to his workshop for Christmas
- Ask Santa for his reindeer for Christmas
- Ask Santa for his bag for Christmas
- Put sedatives in the cookies you leave Santa and steal his sleigh while he’s asleep
- Refer to Thanksgiving as “The day where I get to gorge myself while waiting for Christmas” in public
- Give your real name on the internet
- Give your address on the internet
- Give your phone number, email address, or other contact information on the internet
- Give your “True Name” on the internet (Hey, you never know if a wizard might stumble across that information)
- Play Jumanji
- Say that it was just a cat when you hear a crashing noise outside
- Not call the police when you’re chased by a man in a hockey mask, or someone equally monstrous
51. Say “Bloody Mary” three times
52. Say “Betelgeuse” three times
53. Say “Carter Jackson” three times
54. Say “The NSA”, “Big Brother”, “The FBI”, or “Thought Police” three times
55. Say “My ex” three times
56. Say the name of your mother/father in law three times
57. Not say “The pizza guy” three times
58. Enter the Wonka Factory (Seriously, that place is a deathtrap)
59. Sing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” at your mother’s funeral (Don’t even think about replacing the Ws with Bs)
60. Pour baby powder into an AC unit
61. Set the thermostat to absolute zero
62. Eat an apple a day when you have cancer
63. Feed the doctor an apple
64. Give the teacher a stethoscope
65. Go into battle wearing a sword
66. Go into battle wielding a suit of armor
67. Feature Sherlock Holmes in an episode of Scooby Doo
68. Anything that involves the phrase “REALLY REALLY BIG BOMBS!”
69. Dress as the twin towers for Halloween anything
70. Dress as Jar Jar Binks for Comicon
71. Bring a knife to a gunfight
72. Break into what’s left of the Chernobyl reactor and look at the Elephant’s Foot (No, the radiation won’t give you superpowers.)
73. Let a spider bite you (That won’t give you superpowers either)
74. Pump yourself full of serum (That probably isn’t going to give you superpowers. [Don’t do drugs kids.])
75. Try to give yourself superpowers in any other way.
76. Pull someone’s hair when you first see them to make sure they aren’t wearing a wig.
77. Anything involving you reading anything on this list and the phrase “Challenge Accepted”.
78. Take a bath in stomach acid
79. Kiss a cactus
80. Tie a piece of toast onto the back of a cat butter-side up, and toss said cat off the Empire State building.
81. Do your business from the top of the Empire State building
82. “High dive” off the top of the Empire State building
83. Steal a fleet of bomber planes just so that you can dump bouncy balls on cities.
84. Steal a fleet of bomber planes just so that you can “make it rain” on a whole city (This is not only dangerous, but also a big waste of a lot of cash.)
85. Play a game of real life space invaders with skydivers
86. Challenge Ron Swanson to an eating contest
87. Challenge Sherlock Holmes to a game of Clue
88. Challenge David Copperfield to a magic duel
89. Challenge Chuck Norris to a fight anything involving any kind of weapon anything at all
90. Challenge a banshee to a shouting match
91. Yell “IT’S ALIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!!” when someone wakes up from a nap
92. Read any book that’s title is a large amount of different shades of the same color
93. Anything that involves the phrase “Giant Monster”
94. Anything involving mentos, coke, and dark magic
95. Communism
96. Fascism
97. Totalitarianism
98. Dictatorship
99. Surrender your rights to the government
100. The Patriot Act
101. Read a dark incantation when you have a stuttering problem
102. Listen to a snake’s advise
103. Kill your brother
104. Anger an omnipotent being in any other way (especially if it’s the old testament).
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